So I’ve gone on a number of dates. That’s been established. Last night’s was a bit different. Last night I went on a date with The Ex-Husband. (Yes, you read that right…)
It was a great night. We had fun, joked around, and um, it’s hard to think about settle who gets what when you’re making out with a hot guy like that. I’m still claiming I get the car and iPad (and cheese collection). He may see things differently.
Okay. Before I lose you further… because I’m pretty sure you’re all thinking what the crap, Rini, ex-husband?! When were you married and why are we just NOW learning about this???
There’s no easy way to put it. So I’ll just share with you our story in his own words:
“I’ve already proposed, married and divorced you in my mind. You’ll be hearing from my attorney. You can keep the beach house and the kids, I’ll hang on to our record, fine art, and cheese collection. And the dogs.”*
So, yeah, not really my ex-husband. But because of that little bit, he’s now the Ex-Husband. How could he not be after that?
Anyway. We’ve been talking for a short while and last night we went out. Met for tea, went out for drinks, then back to my place… Where I got to test out his iPad. (Dude, typing on those things is weird. It totally must be propped up on something. But give me a stylist and I’d be doodling all day.)
Anyway. No clue where this is going. I definitely had a lot of fun with him, and he’s definitely attractive (read: hot). So last night I spent the night making out with The Ex-Husband. And it was awesome.
*This was in response to me saying I used to use Angelfire way back in the day (in response to him saying he used Geocities)…
**Okay, maybe this wasn’t as exciting of a story as you might have wanted… but hey, I got to make out with a hot guy and had a good date. Need I say more? (OMG he’s just as ticklish as I am, though I found out on mistake… he totally just tickle-attacked me in bed…)
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Seriously? You let HIM get the cheese collection? Oh honey, no ;o)
Rebekah´s last blog ..Ache.
Oh no… we’re totally not settled on the cheese collection. I’m totally going to win that one.
There are people you date that you feel are wife material or girlfriend material. I dated a girl I feel is ex-wife material
She was untrusting, blunt and crazy 
All the qualities I look for in an ex wife.