My halloween could only truly be summed up as interesting.
I went straight from work to the Southern Lands of Pilsen — a good practice commute for when I finally move (~90 minutes)… As soon as I arrived I was greeted by hordes, literally hordes, of children. It was worse than zombies, these mad packs of costumed children demanding sweets. Seeing as I was outnumbered, I resisted the urge to knock some of them over to steal their candy. (Okay, so I’m not a terrible person and wouldn’t really do that — but I did want candy.)
Eventually I made it through the sticky and loud see of small peoples and their adults and found myself at Adam and Sara’s where I would get ready for the rest of my evening. I, of course, was going as a Velociraptor. A Sexy Velociraptor. (Which mainly consisted of tube top, skirt, ridiculous heals and a lot of body glitter.) Adam became a jester, complete with juggling balls. Sara transformed into a naughty parking meeter. And our dragon, Dan, met up with us just in time to hit the second house in the progressive we had planned on attending.
Some of the Mennos of Pilsen had organized a progressive, a party that progresses from house to house, each location offering a different type of alcoholic beverage (or in this case, some added food too)… House no. 2 happened to be that of Weiss and Celestial’s. We actually arrived before the rest of the party had progressed there.
All-in-all, we stayed for just two houses, including Weiss & Celestial’s. And somehow, one of the street sign kids (the U-Turn) ended up joining us for the rest of our night… (I actually know how he joined us, but I’m going to just ignore that for now.) So we were off… I was barefoot again — which yes, I know, typically not the smartest move in the city, but my heals weren’t made for walking.
Party no.2 for the night landed us in the heart of Boystown. We circled the area for nearly an hour looking for parking — which yes was exhausting, but we did see quite a number of interesting folk about. Nearly every woman was some form of sexy/naughty _____. Many costumes I had seen online at Wet Seal and other stores. Sexy Freddie Krueger was pretty awesome. Anyway… our Dragon Dan decided to just drop us off.. and we began searching for the location.
We thought was had found it… entered the building and went upstairs… and discovered that there was a lacking of collegiate linguistic kids there. Instead, what we stumbled upon was a bear party. Adam and U-Turn left after a quick look around. (Not that they necessarily had anything against bears, it just clearly wasn’t the party we were looking for.) Sara and I stuck around and enjoyed ourselves for a little bit. Despite the fact that we were the only females around, no one seemed to be concerned. We struck up a conversation with some — Sara and the bear had a common connection of Pilsen… I’m only regretting in not sampling some of the foods that were there. Stuffed mushrooms (which I wouldn’t eat.. ever — who eat fungus?), amazing cheeses, punch, cakes, cookies… it was amazing. However, with the boys being outside and we still had that linguistic’s party to find… we bid adieu to our new bear friends and headed out. Apparently, though it was the right apartment number, it was the wrong street.
One block up we were at the right party… Sara and I found more drinks, we all found miscellaneous peoples to talk to, and U-Turn found a girl who wanted his number… However, we still had at least one more party to hit, so we headed off yet again.
Finally at Logan’s Square, we were nearly at the location when Sara recieved a call stating that the party had been shut down and there wasn’t a point in continuing there. We met up with Evil Kyle (the callee) and discussed the unfortunate event, and decided that since it was somewhere around 2:30 or possibly close to 3 am that we should maybe begin heading south.
What followed next was not enjoyable… and resulted in my first (and hopefully last) 911 call. …
We all made it home, dropped U-Turn off… and Dan the Dragon headed home. I crashed at Sara and Adam’s… there was yet another party for tomorrow…
… Over all… I seriously only saw three Palin’s… no McCains or Obamas…. maybe 3 Jokers, one Old School Joker….